jean smart officiated her hacks co-star's wedding and pronounced them "husband and husband." i would like to be married by her immediately.

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"Do you, Mark Anthony Indelicato, take David Joel Watson to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, in sickness, in health, for richer, for poorer, as long as you both shall live?"

That is Jean Smart, 75, Emmy hoarder, standing between two grooms at an outdoor wedding on Saturday, in a clip Hacks co-star Johnny Sibilly posted to Instagram, Page Six reports. Indelicato, 32, said yes, and Smart closed it out: "Then by the power vested in me by American Marriage Ministers, I now pronounce you husband and husband."

The kid from Ugly Betty, married off by Deborah Vance. Some of us grew up with him. Some of us are now simply old.

The grooms wore black suits and white shirts, kissed, and went straight to the dance floor for Paul McCrane's "Is It Okay If I Call You Mine?" according to Page Six and BANG Showbiz. Hannah Einbinder, Meg Stalter, Poppy Liu and Hacks co-creator Paul W. Downs were among the guests, and Downs posted a group photo captioned "Congratulations @markindelicato & David. Hacks fam 4eva."

The couple have not said anything publicly beyond what their friends posted, and that is fine. Smart did the talking. Congratulations, husband and husband.