The Best of Gay Twitter This Week (Vol. 51)
the funniest gay tweets this week, rounded up. vol. 51 of the best of gay twitter, from the watering hole.
1. @tenderchris
"The gay friendship pipeline: 1. Follow him because he's hot 2. Flirt for 3-6 business months 3. Never hook up 4. Become platonic best friends for the next 15 years" — @tenderchris (Chris Bryant)
2. @orangepaulp
"being gay is so exhausting… like I JUST developed an opinion on Audrey Hobert and now I’m learning I have to have one about someone named Adéla" — @orangepaulp (Paul)
3. @notforredlights
"I went to the danish bookshop and everyone there knew you" — @notforredlights (Charley Amidala)
4. @ForSushiiiii
"his bone structure is gay" — @ForSushiiiii (⭑ LN1)
5. @cremmedelafemme
"instagram showing you flyers of queer events that are nowhere near you" — @cremmedelafemme (clitical thinker)
6. @shamdrewhuss
"He asked me for a nude, I sent him a picture of this gay ass minion, he blocked me, and then I realized… he wanted a nude of my body and I, silly me, sent him one of my soul" — @shamdrewhuss (snarky)
7. @sofirebro
"i just love it when their testosterone level is higher than their SAT score" — @sofirebro (gay therapy)
8. @goodyprocta420
"I know I’m so gay because it’s genuinely so jarring seeing people talk about straight sex like omg don’t do that to her" — @goodyprocta420 (Robert Parigi)
9. @glmygltch
"behind every lesbian is a crazier more unhinged lesbian" — @glmygltch (gg)
10. @girlidkusername
"having a gay brother in-law is so tea" — @girlidkusername (dal 🍓 core four)
11. @agneswickfields
"the fact that cavemen never got to experience gay guy music video nights…. it breaks my heart" — @agneswickfields (grace)
12. @deejay_gray
"oh" — @deejay_gray (✌️)
13. @pitSNIFFINGdyke
"went to high & gay street and a BUNCH of y’all were there" — @pitSNIFFINGdyke (𖤐 sammii 𖤐)
14. @glittersnot
"gay people posting lady gaga’s baby announcement on insta stories like it’s their own baby" — @glittersnot (˚✧ stephanie 🧚🏻♀️)
15. @lickingmacarons
"I haven't been this excited about a lesbian term since I found out ace lesbians are called Bambies." — @lickingmacarons (Jellyfish🪼⚢)
16. @SatyrOnMars
"gay guy birthday outfits" — @SatyrOnMars (satyronmars.bsky.social)
17. @esotericfatboy
"24 hours and gay twitter already found mr kansas thickums mcgee's tiktok account YES GOD" — @esotericfatboy (esoteric fat boy)
18. @wendellsandico
"this being Andrew Garfield’s first queer movie role when i could have sworn he’s already played a bisexual five times" — @wendellsandico (wendell sandico)
19. @kelvinxfqn
"Gay years are a lot longer than straight years, most times. 😭" — @kelvinxfqn (kelvin)
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