The Best of Gay Twitter This Week (Vol. 52)

the funniest gay tweets this week, rounded up. vol. 52 of the best of gay twitter, from the watering hole.

the best of gay twitter this week, vol. 52

1. @IzanagiNoKAZZI1

tweet by @IzanagiNoKAZZI1: Played “smash or pass” with my gay friend and he passed on me

"Played “smash or pass” with my gay friend and he passed on me" — @IzanagiNoKAZZI1 (Son #2 burner)

2. @geekedgoob

tweet by @geekedgoob: Told my dad I was depressed and he asked if I was gay instead of comforting me

"Told my dad I was depressed and he asked if I was gay instead of comforting me" — @geekedgoob (🇬🇾)

3. @urgrocerygoer

tweet by @urgrocerygoer: obsessed w how jockstraps have become such a staple of gay culture that ppl forget they're sports gear. like babe t

"obsessed w how jockstraps have become such a staple of gay culture that ppl forget they're sports gear. like babe that's what it's for 💀" — @urgrocerygoer (miloš)

4. @ratjoshi

tweet by @ratjoshi: notice how it’s always the gay sibling complaining about having the hottest bedroom in the house… it’s bc your family is

"notice how it’s always the gay sibling complaining about having the hottest bedroom in the house… it’s bc your family is preparing you for hell….." — @ratjoshi (harls ? ⋆˚🍀｡ | 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚜𝚏 !)

5. @connerxscout

tweet by @connerxscout: Gay people even making a house burning down into a thirst trap

"Gay people even making a house burning down into a thirst trap" — @connerxscout (conner)

6. @Slogs1231

tweet by @Slogs1231: Things that are gay in the Sopranos universe: -Eating pussy -Event Planning

"Things that are gay in the Sopranos universe: -Eating pussy -Event Planning" — @Slogs1231 (S A M)

7. @whimperingilya

tweet by @whimperingilya: gay people can never just say you look😭

"gay people can never just say you look😭" — @whimperingilya (cait 🫶🏻)

8. @basedonderek

tweet by @basedonderek: told a coworker that her brother’s cute she said “he’s not gay.” so i responded, “damn, i said he’s cute not that i wann

"told a coworker that her brother’s cute she said “he’s not gay.” so i responded, “damn, i said he’s cute not that i wanna fuck him”" — @basedonderek (derek.)

9. @coldhealing

tweet by @coldhealing: It's really funny how the NFL has a helmet that reduces concussion chance by 50% but makes you look 50% more gay an

"It's really funny how the NFL has a helmet that reduces concussion chance by 50% but makes you look 50% more gay and most NFL players are like yeah give me the 50% less gay one" — @coldhealing (cold 🥑)

10. @LiIBarbieStar

tweet by @LiIBarbieStar: Gay people everywhere don’t have shit to talk about omg

"Gay people everywhere don’t have shit to talk about omg" — @LiIBarbieStar (S T ✰ R B O Y)

11. @sobbinginpublic

tweet by @sobbinginpublic: Looking at my bank account after hanging out with my gays last night but I had the time of my life so it does not matter

"Looking at my bank account after hanging out with my gays last night but I had the time of my life so it does not matter" — @sobbinginpublic (kiana)

12. @tvboiii

tweet by @tvboiii: Ugly straight men thinking you want them just bcs you are gay

"Ugly straight men thinking you want them just bcs you are gay" — @tvboiii (afro 🇰🇪)

13. @feebeejeen

tweet by @feebeejeen: gf: is macklemore gay? me: no, but when he was in the third grade he thought he was.

"gf: is macklemore gay? me: no, but when he was in the third grade he thought he was." — @feebeejeen (𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀)

14. @catshitgirl

tweet by @catshitgirl: tonight I was wearing a blue tank top and a younger gay guy walked past me also wearing a blue tank top and said “madonn

"tonight I was wearing a blue tank top and a younger gay guy walked past me also wearing a blue tank top and said “madonna” as in “sabrina/madonna” 😐" — @catshitgirl (365catshitgirl)

15. @_dxndi

tweet by @_dxndi: from old gay to young gay: disappoint your family as early, and as quickly as possible. This way, you can live your life

"from old gay to young gay: disappoint your family as early, and as quickly as possible. This way, you can live your life freely, and in peace." — @_dxndi (𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖎.)

16. @hypogryffin

tweet by @hypogryffin: went to the gay bar and played pool right-handed even though im left dominant and zero people started a toxic homoerotic

"went to the gay bar and played pool right-handed even though im left dominant and zero people started a toxic homoerotic rivalry with me that would end up leading to one of our tragic and untimely deaths" — @hypogryffin (gryffin / #1 STRIKERS FAN)

17. @onherleft

tweet by @onherleft: ass too fat and my pants ripped horrendously but it was at the gay club so everyone thought it was an artistic choice

"ass too fat and my pants ripped horrendously but it was at the gay club so everyone thought it was an artistic choice" — @onherleft (kaia)

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