The Best of Gay Twitter This Week (Vol. 54)

the funniest gay tweets this week, rounded up. vol. 54 of the best of gay twitter, from the watering hole.

the best of gay twitter this week, vol. 54

1. @yashwhat7ver

tweet by @yashwhat7ver: instagram should have an option to extend your story beyond 24 hours if the person you posted it for hasn’t seen it yet

"instagram should have an option to extend your story beyond 24 hours if the person you posted it for hasn’t seen it yet" — @yashwhat7ver (yash 🇧🇷)

2. @5notz

tweet by @5notz: five guys too expensive somebody open up three dykes or sum

"five guys too expensive somebody open up three dykes or sum" — @5notz ((ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿))

3. @hochiminion

tweet by @hochiminion: do not introduce your gay friends to each other they will have an orgy behind your back 😭

"do not introduce your gay friends to each other they will have an orgy behind your back 😭" — @hochiminion (hochiminion)

4. @ronyenorth

tweet by @ronyenorth: 6 foot 3 full grown hairy man asking a twink to top him is a horror story first of all

"6 foot 3 full grown hairy man asking a twink to top him is a horror story first of all" — @ronyenorth (ronyenorth)

5. @GreatXanda

tweet by @GreatXanda: Gay men have all experienced that moment when a straight man is being unusually nice and you have to remind your brain t

"Gay men have all experienced that moment when a straight man is being unusually nice and you have to remind your brain to behave." — @GreatXanda (Xanda 🪽)

6. @oomfs_lore

tweet by @oomfs_lore: jocktober, locktober….what about rothtober hmm? what’s going on in that 401k?

"jocktober, locktober….what about rothtober hmm? what’s going on in that 401k?" — @oomfs_lore (nolan)

7. @Xaerha

tweet by @Xaerha: Worshipping his balls I’m sack religious

"Worshipping his balls I’m sack religious" — @Xaerha (dawn ♡)

8. @plastickoins

tweet by @plastickoins: one time i hooked up w a guy that was in an open relationship and when i woke up in the morning his bf made all 3 of us

"one time i hooked up w a guy that was in an open relationship and when i woke up in the morning his bf made all 3 of us breakfast and i think this is the meaning of queer solidarity" — @plastickoins (plastickoins)

9. @bleachbunnyy

tweet by @bleachbunnyy: dick so fat it has a girth certificate

"dick so fat it has a girth certificate" — @bleachbunnyy (nikki 🪽)

10. @quiet_homeboy

tweet by @quiet_homeboy: My boyfriend dumped me because I put a “no loads refused” bumper sticker on his forklift

"My boyfriend dumped me because I put a “no loads refused” bumper sticker on his forklift" — @quiet_homeboy (the stabber)

11. @21SADBlTCH

tweet by @21SADBlTCH: gays be like "happy folsom!!" how about u fol som of those clothes piled on ur bed and floor

"gays be like "happy folsom!!" how about u fol som of those clothes piled on ur bed and floor" — @21SADBlTCH (multiverse of sadness)

12. @STABLERISM

tweet by @STABLERISM: average gay friend group core (two of them are dating)

"average gay friend group core (two of them are dating)" — @STABLERISM (tei ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊)

13. @godsb0y

tweet by @godsb0y: clicking the hot guys on the grindr grid that are actually just ads for prep

"clicking the hot guys on the grindr grid that are actually just ads for prep" — @godsb0y (micheal)

14. @geminif33d

tweet by @geminif33d: I forget gay men lock their pp’s this month

"I forget gay men lock their pp’s this month" — @geminif33d (la di da di da)

15. @lspjkl

tweet by @lspjkl: I literally don’t own a jockstrap wtf is jocktober need visual examples

"I literally don’t own a jockstrap wtf is jocktober need visual examples" — @lspjkl (Misha)

16. @synthesizerslut

tweet by @synthesizerslut: do not ever tell your mom you went to a gay bathhouse no matter how liberal you think she is

"do not ever tell your mom you went to a gay bathhouse no matter how liberal you think she is" — @synthesizerslut (billy)

17. @stopitvish

tweet by @stopitvish: An unfortunately accurate representation of gay culture

"An unfortunately accurate representation of gay culture" — @stopitvish (Vanish Into You)

18. @Colin_Field_2

tweet by @Colin_Field_2: They don’t tell you this but gay people are able to trade the ability to see colors for 6 pack abs

"They don’t tell you this but gay people are able to trade the ability to see colors for 6 pack abs" — @Colin_Field_2 (Jonothan Jacobo)

19. @bigtallgayguy

tweet by @bigtallgayguy: Grindr hookup came over and ended up hanging with me for like 9 hours in my bed while it rained. He’s really cool. He ha

"Grindr hookup came over and ended up hanging with me for like 9 hours in my bed while it rained. He’s really cool. He has a husband." — @bigtallgayguy (kev)

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