The Best of Gay Twitter This Week (Vol. 55)

the funniest gay tweets this week, rounded up. vol. 55 of the best of gay twitter, from the watering hole.

the best of gay twitter this week, vol. 55

1. @ali_sivi

tweet by @ali_sivi: being gay is soooo crazy like wait i'm gay. the thing they talked about in school

"being gay is soooo crazy like wait i'm gay. the thing they talked about in school" — @ali_sivi (bald ann dowd)

2. @hacieun

tweet by @hacieun: forbidden love only works when its gay

"forbidden love only works when its gay" — @hacieun (jj |)

3. @llovedroughtt

tweet by @llovedroughtt: If gays can’t reproduce why are there more everyday

"If gays can’t reproduce why are there more everyday" — @llovedroughtt (𝐑𝐚𝐟𝐚¹⁹ꕤ | ᵏⁱˢˢ ᵐᵉ)

4. @scarykittyyy

tweet by @scarykittyyy: I'm so into gay stuff that sometimes straight stories annoy me

"I'm so into gay stuff that sometimes straight stories annoy me" — @scarykittyyy (kitty)

5. @bornstunnabtc

tweet by @bornstunnabtc: can we stop normalizing heterosexuality

"can we stop normalizing heterosexuality" — @bornstunnabtc (andri)

6. @UmbCorOfficial

tweet by @UmbCorOfficial: Just got a grindr notification and the interns picked up their phones.

"Just got a grindr notification and the interns picked up their phones." — @UmbCorOfficial (Umbrella Corp. Official)

7. @fiercepatricks

tweet by @fiercepatricks: Homophobic High school bullies always turn out gay

"Homophobic High school bullies always turn out gay" — @fiercepatricks (Seth)

8. @wreckette

tweet by @wreckette: CLOSETED GUY TRYING TO BUY TOOTHPASTE: hi, do you guys have any Tom’s of Finland? FUCK!

"CLOSETED GUY TRYING TO BUY TOOTHPASTE: hi, do you guys have any Tom’s of Finland? FUCK!" — @wreckette (hazel norwood)

9. @itsjunegemini

tweet by @itsjunegemini: I hate gay Halloween tf do you mean you're going as Wendy Willams

"I hate gay Halloween tf do you mean you're going as Wendy Willams" — @itsjunegemini (𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘦 🤍)

10. @dempstrr

tweet by @dempstrr: straight men think it's gay to touch their own ass in the shower 😭

"straight men think it's gay to touch their own ass in the shower 😭" — @dempstrr (jaiden)

11. @F0RTUNEFAV0URS

tweet by @F0RTUNEFAV0URS: when the lights turn on at the gay club

"when the lights turn on at the gay club" — @F0RTUNEFAV0URS (he/him charlotte york)

12. @gncgalactus

tweet by @gncgalactus: My mother lost interest in the big Bang theory because she had just assumed Sheldon was gay, and was disappointed when t

"My mother lost interest in the big Bang theory because she had just assumed Sheldon was gay, and was disappointed when they made him straight." — @gncgalactus (Jen-O-Lantern 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞)

13. @lectovers

tweet by @lectovers: straight guys after theyve literally been inside you

"straight guys after theyve literally been inside you" — @lectovers (ro 🍂🦇🕸️)

14. @mrgracemugabe

tweet by @mrgracemugabe: Wife is out of town for two days and on the phone yesterday she said “so what’s grindr like when I’m gone”. Why am I, Th

"Wife is out of town for two days and on the phone yesterday she said “so what’s grindr like when I’m gone”. Why am I, The Good Husband, being treated this way." — @mrgracemugabe (descriptive display name that is way too long and)

15. @thisismeryan13

tweet by @thisismeryan13: guy on grindr just dropped the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever had said to me

"guy on grindr just dropped the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever had said to me" — @thisismeryan13 (ryan)

16. @tozakisboy

tweet by @tozakisboy: when u watching a movie with fam and a gay scene comes up so u have to pretend you're not interested

"when u watching a movie with fam and a gay scene comes up so u have to pretend you're not interested" — @tozakisboy (Marcos)

17. @Bryce_Estelle

tweet by @Bryce_Estelle: The concept of having gender roles in a gay relationship

"The concept of having gender roles in a gay relationship" — @Bryce_Estelle (BRS)

18. @doritenholm

tweet by @doritenholm: The true foundation of tiktok / ig reels / short form social media content is gay boys in their bedrooms playing pretend

"The true foundation of tiktok / ig reels / short form social media content is gay boys in their bedrooms playing pretend and it’s really beautiful to me" — @doritenholm (tori)

19. @TwinkTheory

tweet by @TwinkTheory: I bet there’s already a gay guy out there who’s attached Grindr to Claude and used an ai agent to achieve maximal dick t

"I bet there’s already a gay guy out there who’s attached Grindr to Claude and used an ai agent to achieve maximal dick to butt ratio in a given 24 hour period" — @TwinkTheory (Gay Interrupted)

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