Peach Vodka Rizz
In the world of cocks, the Peach Vodka Rizz is like the ultimate pop diva playlist—it never fails to set the mood right and twinks will love it. With its vibrant peachy hue and bubbles, this is the spirit animal of every brunch where the gossip is as juicy as the fruit in the glass. After all, if you're going to spill the tea, why not do it with a drink that tastes better than the ass being eaten in that story?
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Ingredients:
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1 can Gay Water Peach
- 1 oz bourbon
- 1/2 oz peach schnapps
- Fresh peach slices for garnish
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Instructions:
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Pour bourbon and peach schnapps into a glass filled with ice.
- Top with Gay Water Peach and stir gently.
- Garnish with fresh peach slices.
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why it works
bourbon and peach are an old southern friendship, and the schnapps rounds off the edges. gay water peach adds bubbles and stretches one ounce of bourbon into a tall, brunch-safe drink, which is the whole point: it tastes like a cocktail and drinks like a spritz.
make it for a crowd
brunch math, 8 drinks: 8 oz bourbon, 4 oz peach schnapps, one big bowl of ice, then 8 cans of gay water peach poured in last so it stays fizzy. slice two peaches for garnish and let people build their own.
swaps
no bourbon? rye makes it spicier, or leave the whiskey out entirely for a lighter peach spritz. fresh peach purée (an ounce) can replace the schnapps if you want it less sweet.
when to make it
this is a brunch drink, full stop. it wants something sweet-and-savory on the table (biscuits, chicken and waffles, a breakfast sandwich you're pretending is a side) and a highball glass full of big ice so the bubbles last through the story you're about to tell. want to dress it up? a splash of prosecco on top turns it into a rizz spritz, and a grated dash of nutmeg over the peach slices makes it taste like you tried. you didn't. that's the point.
gay water is 80 calories, 0 sugar and 4% abv per can, so most of the calories in any of these come from what you add. must be 21+. drink responsibly.