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Rainbow Rush

Meet 'The Rainbow Rush,' a layered spectacle of flavors as colorful as your collective love stories. It’s not just a drink; it’s a rocketship. Between the alcohol and sugar, you’ll be smiling from ear to ear the whole time you’re drinking. A perfect drink to serve at Pride parties, but be careful you don’t overserve or you’ll have a gorgeous headache hangover in the morning.

BE V CAREFUL BECAUSE THESE PACK A PUNCH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED <3

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Paloma’s Freezing

This one is for all my WLW situationships where your girlfriend friend (?) has decided to start talking to you again recently and you aren’t “dating” but you aren’t single. You’re hanging out at your place and things start getting steamy. No, not like that, physically hot. She asks for a drink to cool down and suddenly you’re in the kitchen making the only blended drink you know how to make (with the help of gaywater.com ofc). This is a frozen paloma.

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Peach Basil Bliss


This drink is a sunny day no matter where you are, IDGAF what you say. With the perfect balance of bubbles, sweetness and sourness, it’s an explosion for your mouth (the good kind, we swear…)

Wait, is there a bad kind of explosion for your mouth? Never mind, I think you know what we mean. Try it out, substitute with healthier stuff, whatever floats your boat. We just want you to get a little bit tipsy and stay in the pool so long you start to prune up, is that a crime?

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Stay Out ‘Til Sunrise

This electrifying cocktail is made to keep the night alive for all you 365 party girls. Throw together your favorite energy drink + Gay Water + tequila and you’ll have yourself wondering why you’re still dancing when the first rays of sunlight hit the horizon. It’s the right balance of spirits, sugar and caffeine to keep you going when it's time to get off the beach and jump into bed… preferably not alone.

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Watermelon Mojit-hoe

Dive into the splashy delight of the Watermelon Mojito—where the fresh mint meets the splash of juicy watermelon. It's the perfect flirtation between sweet and refreshing, with a punch of vibrant red that screams period at a pool party. This isn't just a cocktail; it's a summer romance in a glass. So, whether you're lounging by the pool, or laying on a billionaire’s yacht, sip on this breezy concoction and let every gulp be as loud as that moaner from last weekend.

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Grapefruit Negroni Spritz

Introducing the Grapefruit Negroni Spritz: a sophisticated take on a classic, with a fresh grapefruit twist that’s as bold as it is refined. This cocktail doesn’t just blend flavors—it blends worlds, from boardrooms to gloryholes. With a subtle hint of rosemary and the perfect balance of bitterness and citrus, it’s designed for those who are both sweet and sassy.

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Peach Vodka Rizz

In the world of cocks, the Peach Vodka Rizz is like the ultimate pop diva playlist—it never fails to set the mood right and twinks will love it. With its vibrant peachy hue and bubbles, this is the spirit animal of every brunch where the gossip is as juicy as the fruit in the glass. After all, if you're going to spill the tea, why not do it with a drink that tastes better than the ass being eaten in that story?

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Gay Water-ita

Let’s be real: the Margarita has been sashaying around the cocktail scene long enough to earn its rainbow stripes. With its zest for life, a penchant for dressing up in a salt rim, and a twist of lime that’s as flamboyant as it is essential, this cocktail is the life of any party.

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